In the spirit of my last post ...

Instead of writing letters to Santa, who doesn't exist (ohshitishouldn'tsaythat), perhaps we should write letters to insanely rich people.

*ahem*


Dear Koch Brothers,

For Christmas this year I don't want a pony.  Or a puppy.
Instead I would like you to pay my $30,000 in student loan debt.
I'm sure you'd get a tax write off for that.  (I know people Like You eat that shit up.)
And a new dolly.  I'd like a new dolly.
I've been a good girl this year.
In light of that, please help out your fellow Kansan.

-Me

(P.S.  Milk and cookies will be provided for an additional $3500.  Which is still pocket change to you, I'm sure.)