They tried to dissuade me from ordering the sunglasses for try-on because they're so big compared to my narrow face, but come on. We all know that giant sunglasses make you look famous and important.
Okay, did you ever see a celebrity wearing tiny little spectacle-style sunnies? I don't think so. Alien eyes is the way to go. Fame and fortune and paparazzi will follow.
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